Monologue: Natalie Portman Answers Questions About Star Wars - SNL


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Natalie Portman surprises two nerds (Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis) in the audience with her knowledge of Star Wars, then answers questions on why she shaved her head and if she still has any of her wardrobe from The Professional. [Season 31, 2006] #SNL Get more SNL: />Full Episodes: /> Like SNL: />Follow SNL: />SNL Tumblr: />SNL Instagram: SNL Pinterest:



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La Femme Fictionale
There's just something so, so satisfying about a woman putting nitpicky men in their place.
OneHastyPanda
Am I the only who doesn't confuse her and Keira Knightley
Marcokun
World's most beautiful woman ever!
Ninja Toe
to people.... this woman has a HARVARD degree and a thesis paper, dangling off the CRIMSON WALLS
divebum77
I think you're confusing monologue with question and answer
Kieran Daniels
Great Actress in great movies, and looks great while doing it...........Natalie why you so perfect ???
Sam Grayson
Barely any applause for The Professional.. c'mon now it's gotta be one of her best roles ever
Use your common sense
Okay, am I the only one who understands every questions and her answers here?
ledoutemabite3
Sudeikis is awesome ... he mades me cry
Božidar Čekić
SHE IS PERFECT
Hugh Ryan
No one made a joke about her in Pirates of the Caribbean...
lex4163
'Shes too small, everything in her physical outlook seems to be prejudiced. But inside her Brain is a mass of big ideas and incredible intelligence, that makes her more beautiful in every way". They say she's blunt, cold and boring but that's her she does not fake her way up to where she is standing now. I'd prefer hanging out with a person like her than joking around with an individual who applauds you always but when you turn around she'd be gnawing with falseness!!!!!!!
Prateek Singh
she's sooooooo cute....
ikoa mot
she is the sexiest short girl in the world!
Xzidia
are you an angel?
Max Power
Andy Samberg sounds alot like Sandler in this haha
GG Babe
PADME!
pervert serpent
natalie portman future judi dench
avedic
lol...love how that mention of The Professional was to make fun of the creepy fan-base of older guys who are _reeeally_ into that movie...for reasons I don't need to spell out. Pretty cutting and funny joke though...I bet(or hope) Natalie herself had a hand in that idea. That aside, The Professional/Leon _is_ a great movie...it's a killer slice of 90s crime thriller. But the characters and dialogue and cinematography all give it this cool noir feel. It takes place in NYC, but kinda _feels_ like Paris. It's subtle, but elevates the movie to a cool unique place. And it's less quick-cut loud whiplash action(though, it has it's moments) and more meditative human and psychological, which I like. And yeah, Natalie's performance is quite good. Though I definitely think her best role was in Black Swan. I've always had a bit of a celeb crush on her, but it wasn't till Black Swan that I gained a whole new level of respect for her as an intelligent creative and nuanced actor. She's just a genuinely cool human being.
Nina Sayers
Am I the only one who thinks that she actually looks hotter and sexier with shorter hair? She looks so incredibly stunning, I don't understand why men hate short hair on women!
piratsindre17
Ha. Way to portray star wars fans. Kind of offensive.
Anita
Loved v for vendetta. :)
Mohalilo360X
I LOVE HER <3
shan4883
She looks like Audrey Hepburn here
Andy A
she is so cute
Fenrir
this bit isnt particularly funny, she's freaking beautiful tho so I dont regret
CSPTTT
YOU SHALL BE MINE Natalie Portman! YOU SHALL BE MINE!!!
michael garrido
Don’t really know who Natalie is personally but, I like her acting and her choices.
Monica Dias
LOVE HER ❤️❤️❤️❤️(GO NATALIE PORTMAN)
Fentos
Probably one of the funniest opening monologues ever
John Kelly
Chris Parnell's line was soooo funny 
Andrew Roberts
If you ever get a chance to see Closer, take it - fine, fine movie.
Blaze Crawn
Couldn't understand what she is answering to the second questioner, may someone help me? ^^
Spencer Turner
I wonder what happened with Thor and her
Malik lee
shes the best!! <3
Amara B
Jason sudeikis 😚😚😚
Tobidecai
Was that a monologue?
Benderbruben
Im in love since She did the first of Star Wars ahaha... So so gorgeous....
Deniz Bade Akkoyun
THE most beautiful soul on the planet. Natalie.
Public Beef
hERSHLAG
LegoMaker961
Padme!!!!
Conor
A pedophile joke... really??
Xhevdet Salihi
SNL is way overrated
__Shannon__
She is ADORABLE!!! I love her. 
Valtteri Nieminen
love the eeeextra high note the saxophonist played for when she walked past him
T Clark
Funny...she didn't complain about the part of the skit that addressed her as a sexualized 11 yr old...Lorne and Chris must be misogynists, and the female writers/cast members, as well as Ms. Portman must have internalized their own misogyny. #Timesup everyone!
gothicfury
Oh god I love her I just want to marry her.
Leonardo Monday
She  was so beautiful and talented but now i can't stand her new works, maybe because Thor is really crappy .
Modustollens1
Opener would have been funnier if she pronounced the names correctly.
The softest part of a woman's breast is?
She looks 12yrs old
Tsetsi
i dont know anything about Star Wars
Member?
ahhh back when nerds were considered nerds and every rock climbing fitness freak douche-bag didn't wear a star wars t-shirt.
thefilthelement
Wow
Aaditya Bhattacharya
Samberg is the best. 
luismendezs
Cool guys can go nerd, nerd guys can't go cool.
aysumaysu
Well now I know what kind of cleavage I‘m never gonna wear. Looks like there‘s an exactly trimmed piece of skin hanging there 🤨
Matthew
And they say prequels had plot holes...
Yozkopf
Sandberg's brilliant in this.
R.J. Macasa
Dzzamn Kristen looks young AF !
AmerginMacEccit
She's an angel with patience...
Tien Duong
She is great
Gregor Blaszczyk
This one guy look like Russel Westbrook
Tucker Doyle
Never would have gotten away with that 11 year old joke now
Kope of Onrac
It must have been a hard week to be you, Natalie. Ah, I don't blame you for feeling a little frazzled. You stood up for what you believe, and in the end, how can we make any country better unless we do just that? I'm with you, Natalie. Keep fighting the good fight, and don't let anyone stop you or tell you different.
Kittypurry
eleven grew up
Burhan Mustafar
is it just or she looks a lilttle bit like aaron paul when she was bald in vandetta...hmm
Daniela Karine Martins
she is really cute *-*
Dana Oyardo
FOB!!!(≧ω≦)
Rana Abdelgawad
2:00 Dwight Schrute
Maria Clara Lima
I was there
ruthegreat richard
oh my god, she is gorgeous
Emelman331
last question - is this the most boring reaction you could expect? Other I dont understand
Oleg
Ты слишком талантлива для этого
Oleg
Это не твой уровень, юмор очень плох.
Oleg
Писать в прошлое очень продуктивно! =)
Oleg
очень плохо
Oleg
наташа уходи
Mark St. James
She's good yeah but I will always be a fan cuz The Professional was such a badass movie among badass movies and she was such a big part of that, even the producers and directors must have been blown away at what they had created for cinema
Eye_of_Purg
jew comedy.. not comparable to Carlin.
Margarite Carrecter
Luc Besson. Movie
Blu
i has a question wtf was up with black swan
Ryan Reed
Jeez, Natalie, why'd you chop off your hair?
Saturnian Pytonwielki
I would never understand all this "wow' bout her. She was ok in Leon, but thats it. lets be hones, if she would not be jew, she would never be so famus.
Shannon Tarrant
Boo. Hiss. Boo. Hiss 🐍
M.Shyam Ganeesh
Her hairstyle kinda makes her look like miley Cyrus .
Andraž Kržič
hahahhahaaha
Halla
Short hair tho... Why? Why would women have short hair. Just why
MGod 7
People. Lil Pump has 2 degrees from Harvard and a rap genius breakdown. Fxxx this feminist lib...
HilarityBribo
Why is that guy in a bathrobe?
yes3443
She's is sooooo hot
Robert Milton
Poor Palestinians.
Alesia_968
Natalie is a great live performer! 
So Jin Choi
She was actually eleven in Leon, and now she is actually Eleven in Stranger Things 3 skit.
volikoto
she is so cute... and damn those people are so funny XD
Ábel Hodász
Cyril :) wierd to hear his voice
DUDLEY JACOB
Lmao😂😂😂😂 the black dude cracked me up with that "what is that" question.
Rushil N
That's basically why I would marry her any day! :)
Bho Loo
SHE is a very bright person but here is she DRUNK?
Paprika Harris
hey look its pervy cyril!
Rudster14
3:49 what about Radioactive Man?