Monologue: Natalie Portman Answers Questions About Star Wars - SNL


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Natalie Portman surprises two nerds (Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis) in the audience with her knowledge of Star Wars, then answers questions on why she shaved her head and if she still has any of her wardrobe from The Professional. [Season 31, 2006] #SNL Subscribe to SNL: /> Get more SNL: />Full Episodes: /> Like SNL: />Follow SNL: />SNL Tumblr: />SNL Instagram: />SNL Pinterest:



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Ninja Toe
to people.... this woman has a HARVARD degree and a thesis paper, dangling off the CRIMSON WALLS
Marcokun
World's most beautiful woman ever!
OneHastyPanda
Am I the only who doesn't confuse her and Keira Knightley
Member?
ahhh back when nerds were considered nerds and every rock climbing fitness freak douche-bag didn't wear a star wars t-shirt.
Kieran Daniels
Great Actress in great movies, and looks great while doing it...........Natalie why you so perfect ???
La Femme Fictionale
There's just something so, so satisfying about a woman putting nitpicky men in their place.
Sam Grayson
Barely any applause for The Professional.. c'mon now it's gotta be one of her best roles ever
Use your common sense
Okay, am I the only one who understands every questions and her answers here?
lex4163
'Shes too small, everything in her physical outlook seems to be prejudiced. But inside her Brain is a mass of big ideas and incredible intelligence, that makes her more beautiful in every way". They say she's blunt, cold and boring but that's her she does not fake her way up to where she is standing now. I'd prefer hanging out with a person like her than joking around with an individual who applauds you always but when you turn around she'd be gnawing with falseness!!!!!!!
divebum77
I think you're confusing monologue with question and answer
Hugh Ryan
No one made a joke about her in Pirates of the Caribbean...
shan4883
She looks like Audrey Hepburn here
Cosmo
Andy Samberg sounds alot like Sandler in this haha
Božidar Čekić
SHE IS PERFECT
ikoa mot
she is the sexiest short girl in the world!
gothicfury
Oh god I love her I just want to marry her.
avedic
lol...love how that mention of The Professional was to make fun of the creepy fan-base of older guys who are _reeeally_ into that movie...for reasons I don't need to spell out. Pretty cutting and funny joke though...I bet(or hope) Natalie herself had a hand in that idea. That aside, The Professional/Leon _is_ a great movie...it's a killer slice of 90s crime thriller. But the characters and dialogue and cinematography all give it this cool noir feel. It takes place in NYC, but kinda _feels_ like Paris. It's subtle, but elevates the movie to a cool unique place. And it's less quick-cut loud whiplash action(though, it has it's moments) and more meditative human and psychological, which I like. And yeah, Natalie's performance is quite good. Though I definitely think her best role was in Black Swan. I've always had a bit of a celeb crush on her, but it wasn't till Black Swan that I gained a whole new level of respect for her as an intelligent creative and nuanced actor. She's just a genuinely cool human being.
Nina Sayers
Am I the only one who thinks that she actually looks hotter and sexier with shorter hair? She looks so incredibly stunning, I don't understand why men hate short hair on women!
ledoutemabite3
Sudeikis is awesome ... he mades me cry
Xzidia
are you an angel?
pervert serpent
natalie portman future judi dench
GG Babe
PADME!
Prateek Singh
she's sooooooo cute....
CSPTTT
YOU SHALL BE MINE Natalie Portman! YOU SHALL BE MINE!!!
__Shannon__
She is ADORABLE!!! I love her. 
John Kelly
Chris Parnell's line was soooo funny 
Anita
Loved v for vendetta. :)
LegoMaker961
Padme!!!!
Fentos
Probably one of the funniest opening monologues ever
Modustollens1
Opener would have been funnier if she pronounced the names correctly.
Monica Dias
LOVE HER ❤️❤️❤️❤️(GO NATALIE PORTMAN)
Fenrir
this bit isnt particularly funny, she's freaking beautiful tho so I dont regret
Andy A
she is so cute
michael garrido
Don’t really know who Natalie is personally but, I like her acting and her choices.
piratsindre17
Ha. Way to portray star wars fans. Kind of offensive.
Mohalilo360X
I LOVE HER <3
Tobidecai
Was that a monologue?
Valtteri Nieminen
love the eeeextra high note the saxophonist played for when she walked past him
Andrew Roberts
If you ever get a chance to see Closer, take it - fine, fine movie.
Tsetsi
i dont know anything about Star Wars
Public Beef
hERSHLAG
Deniz Bade Akkoyun
THE most beautiful soul on the planet. Natalie.
Malik lee
shes the best!! <3
Amara B
Jason sudeikis 😚😚😚
Blaze Crawn
Couldn't understand what she is answering to the second questioner, may someone help me? ^^
Benderbruben
Im in love since She did the first of Star Wars ahaha... So so gorgeous....
T Clark
Funny...she didn't complain about the part of the skit that addressed her as a sexualized 11 yr old...Lorne and Chris must be misogynists, and the female writers/cast members, as well as Ms. Portman must have internalized their own misogyny. #Timesup everyone!
The softest part of a woman's breast is?
She looks 12yrs old
Conor
A pedophile joke... really??
Tutankheman Riperton
I am a Natalie Portman fan bigtime and can u believe that she is my Eve. Like in the bible. I luv mecsome Natalie Portman. She looks soo sexy in tight white clothin. Anytime anyplace Mrs Natalie Portman!!!!!! Mmmmmmm
Sus Watters
*Dwight voice* False. The lightsaber remained at the wreckage of Sifo-Dyas' ship according to the canon.
Xhevdet Salihi
SNL is way overrated
आस A hope
So short!!! .........to listen whatever they were speaking.....was busy looking at her.....retardetly.....!!!......... 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Peatear Griffin
Star Wars......what is that? Lol
Oleg
очень плохо
Oleg
Ты слишком талантлива для этого
Oleg
наташа уходи
Mark St. James
She's good yeah but I will always be a fan cuz The Professional was such a badass movie among badass movies and she was such a big part of that, even the producers and directors must have been blown away at what they had created for cinema
Kope of Onrac
It must have been a hard week to be you, Natalie. Ah, I don't blame you for feeling a little frazzled. You stood up for what you believe, and in the end, how can we make any country better unless we do just that? I'm with you, Natalie. Keep fighting the good fight, and don't let anyone stop you or tell you different.
Matthew
And they say prequels had plot holes...
Vad L
3:29 oh my favorite creep moment, pervert detected, funny thing that he have serious face like its norma )
Oleg
Писать в прошлое очень продуктивно! =)
Shannon Tarrant
Boo. Hiss. Boo. Hiss 🐍
Ryan Reed
Jeez, Natalie, why'd you chop off your hair?
Oleg
Это не твой уровень, юмор очень плох.
Halla
Short hair tho... Why? Why would women have short hair. Just why
Tien Duong
She is great
Saturnian Pytonwielki
I would never understand all this "wow' bout her. She was ok in Leon, but thats it. lets be hones, if she would not be jew, she would never be so famus.
M.Shyam Ganeesh
Her hairstyle kinda makes her look like miley Cyrus .
George Hamilton
Those Episode II spoilers, though.
Tucker Doyle
Never would have gotten away with that 11 year old joke now
So Jin Choi
She was actually eleven in Leon, and now she is actually Eleven in Stranger Things 3 skit.
thefilthelement
Wow
Dana Oyardo
FOB!!!(≧ω≦)
DUDLEY JACOB
Lmao😂😂😂😂 the black dude cracked me up with that "what is that" question.
Rudster14
3:49 what about Radioactive Man?
Alee Kose
she looks like ashton kutcher in this :d
HilarityBribo
Why is that guy in a bathrobe?
Bho Loo
SHE is a very bright person but here is she DRUNK?
Burhan Mustafar
is it just or she looks a lilttle bit like aaron paul when she was bald in vandetta...hmm
volikoto
she is so cute... and damn those people are so funny XD
Ábel Hodász
Cyril :) wierd to hear his voice
luismendezs
Cool guys can go nerd, nerd guys can't go cool.
Aaditya Bhattacharya
Samberg is the best. 
Yozkopf
Sandberg's brilliant in this.
AmerginMacEccit
She's an angel with patience...
Emelman331
last question - is this the most boring reaction you could expect? Other I dont understand
yes3443
She's is sooooo hot
Margarite Carrecter
Luc Besson. Movie
ruthegreat richard
oh my god, she is gorgeous
Blu
i has a question wtf was up with black swan
Gregor Blaszczyk
This one guy look like Russel Westbrook
Alesia_968
Natalie is a great live performer! 
Robert Milton
Poor Palestinians.
R.J. Macasa
Dzzamn Kristen looks young AF !
Paprika Harris
hey look its pervy cyril!
Rana Abdelgawad
2:00 Dwight Schrute
Andraž Kržič
hahahhahaaha
aysumaysu
Well now I know what kind of cleavage I‘m never gonna wear. Looks like there‘s an exactly trimmed piece of skin hanging there 🤨
Maria Clara Lima
I was there