Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL

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A Man
No more questions.
*Woah wasn't expecting that!*
Julian Jenkins
"Say somethin bout tha mutha f****** Prequels Bish..."
Universe Wonderland
I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂 the prequels had me dead
Brian Gabriel
Damn natalie you still a crazy chick.
Bette D
This was actually a sick beat
Shuriken Blade
Fuck she just got hotter
Bhawana Juyal
[Intro: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] We're here today with film star Natalie Portman. Now, Natalie, the last time you were here, I heard things got a little out of control. Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then. But... I've matured a lot. Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you? Okay, ya bish. I'm sorry, what? [Verse 1: Natalie Portman] Yeah, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman Fucked your husband and his best friend just for sport, man You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (Woo!) Xannies dissolving in my Pinot My man dance, but he's not a ballerino Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though Wrap a good burrito Tide Pods only fucking thing I snack on Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan Brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you into a foster boy! [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references. Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective. And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career? You can juggle these nuts. What? [Verse 2: Natalie Portman] I don't dance now, I make mommy moves When I gave birth, I didn't even push I was blazed out, smoking bomb kush And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor They say I'm sex-positive Hell yeah, I'm positive That you're going down while I'm bumping "My Prerogative" Tell me why Ha, I guess I'm showing my age Now bend over and spread them because you about to get fucked (Damn!) [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies? No Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than... Better than what? ...shit [Verse 3: Natalie Portman & (Alex Moffatt)] Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!) Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks (He's tall?) Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?) While I sit dead on your face and take a shit [Bridge: Andy Samberg (as Carl the Viking) & Natalie Portman] Oh, Natalie... Yeah? Please come meet your baby He cries himself to sleep every night That little shit ain't mine! Oh, Natalie... What? It's been twelve long years Shut the fuck up! And I'm seven days sober, I swear on his life! You're a mess, Carl. [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Okay, well, that's all the time we have. Natalie, one last question—do you think those "Time's Up" pins have had the impact that you were hoping for? AH! How's that for impact? Well, actually — oh, no... No more questions.
Sami L
I love the “TELL ME WHYYYYY” part
I will wait for another 12 years to see her third rap skit. Please make it happen SNL😀
Life Lessons
She’s better than cardi b
Bro is it just me or 1:38 is lit AF! That beat goo hard
Matt Nichols
"Ok you bisshh" haha im dead
Damn, Natalie. You a crazy chick.
the geek freak114
That star wars bit was too funny 😂😂😂
I can't count the number of times I've watched this.
Vaibhav Anurag
Andy Samberg!!!!!!!
Sand People
*I can't wait till 12 years when the third one comes out*
SDG Danny
_My lord, is that legal?_
Damnit, Portman just won the game of thrones and went full Queen, and the rest of us are mere peasants. Also... Jar Jar only has 17 dicks?
Julian Green
This beat is killer.
Jack Pasta
God dam this is epicccccccccc
Asma Atamna
"Tell meh waaaaah", brilliant XD
Emmeline Turner
She looks like simply nialogical
mark L
You can juggle these nuts!
tbh i have no clue who she is but this song goes hard and i cant stop listening to it
Venatix_ 92
Who knew Mathilda from Leon would grow up to be so badass? Acting since she was 11, managed to stay grounded, graduated from Harvard, brilliant actress, has good character, she's a complete package! Love her so much, what an icon!
When my water broke, You know I drowned the docterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Alphan Kamçıcı
Please release this one on iTunes like the first one please! This is just as good as that one and I can’t stop listening!
Staleish Memes
All hail the Prequels and r/PrequelMemes
ravuth kuch
I don't dance now I make mommy move - Bodak yellow reference 😂
Natalie Portman is a literal goddess
steven alvarez
The only sequel I've been waiting for.
Roberto Ponce Ramirez
Imma be honest I will pick the preqals over the last Jedi any day
Jacob Saffron
Gotta agree with Natalie here, with the exception of Rogue One the new Star Wars movies are trash compared to the prequels, Jar Jar Binks included.
Garrett Stephens
Man... Natalie is hot and cool
Oliver Vazquez
is it too much to ask to get an uncensored version of this
Derk Ender
lmfaoooo epic. I want an album for natalie like this
Moriah Pritchard
Natalie got bars
RuVik TwoFace
Im sorry what? 😂😂😂
starwars witharilena
eshani mhatre
For some reason, I am obsessed with this. And I don't even like rap.
Tosh T
*_"Xannies dissolving in my Pinot"_* 👍
Ryan Shnitman
This was unreasonably funny
Matheus Capello
*You can juggle these nuts* "What?" Im dead.
Chris Grier
brado jacko
Except the new star war movies are somehow worse than hers...
Dollar Dude
Natalie, the world needs an album from you under the rap name "Port Man".
Ruby Roses
Omg when Andy Sanburg came on i am too happy.
2:33 has anyone noticed she puts him so far through the window he almost goes through the backdrop?
Руслан Мустафаев
I want instrumental version of it :D
Kaitlyn Fajilan
Who else waited 12 long years to hear this sequel????
Maliha Intikhab
Who knows the vocal chain...?
Shir Mey
1:21 I'm Dead 😂😂😂😂
Obi Wan Can Blow Me
I am not sure what to do cringe or cry
better than Cardi B!
dat calculation tho
Her kid is definitely the luckiest in the world for having such a cool mom...
Kevin M Abraham
idk there is sth very satisfying about watching serious actor/actress being funny af like this
Eric Song
Yesssssssss I was waiting for this
jim langston
Can't wait till they make a prequel.
Chandler Sun
Best sequel ever
Jonathan Morales
1:57 Gorgeous
Natalie got flow!
el jefe
nina capila
Lmao at that Star Wars bit! She really is such a queen! ❤️
Taylor Evans
Natalie Portman is awesome
I am obsessed with this!
The C3 Network with Cee
For those who forgot that they were in love with Natalie Portman.
Florencia Medina
1:01 mommy moves HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Devin McEachern
I wish there's a uncensored version of Natalie Portman's second rap. I'd love to see it. Wouldn't you?
Lol. The jews rule
Kalina Gibson
I love her. Epic
Chiara Moran
No more questions
Organik G
Omg .....that beat!!
Onyx Corvus
Why is this better than most music nowadays?
tumblr trash
Why do I keep watching this over and over and over haha
Where could I get an outfit like the one Andy (carl) was wearing?
Joe Vernola
Meee saa has 17 Deees!!!!
Mike Jones
Stil can't figure what's funny about this.
Where is the uncesored version
Best rapper alive.
Not evem remotely entertaining. Total garbage, why was everyone making a big deal about this?
PORT MAN is coming...!
Peodophile supporter.
rav ernot
Her enunciation is amazing.
A Fetts
Is it canon that Jar Jar Binks has 17 dicks?
Prabu K R
So Jar Jar has 17 dicks! Is that canon? Please make it canon!😁😁
Mark Welch
FUCK YEAH!!!! I'm pissed that I missed last SNL but I loved this!
Damn Padmé's gone wild 😆
Say....somethin....bout da motha fukkin prequals bitch!
Jerry Houston
Nice stunt double :)
Josh Hodare
she is sexy af
lol pretty good sequel
Roboman Robo
A little too, WAY over the top
Adnan Hajizada
First one was better