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steven alvarez
The only sequel I've been waiting for.
Depthcharger44
1:38 Kylo Ren: "Grandma?!"
Christopher Mitchell
I now believe kylo Ren gots his attitudes from him his grandmother instead
Newb The Novice Gamer
"You can juggle deez Nutz!"
Soluchi {Michael Jackson Lookalike, Dancer, VFX}
Natalie Portman can squirt on my face whenever.
Brian Gabriel
Damn natalie you still a crazy chick.
Sierra Stephens
"They're really good. They're much better than -" "Better than what?" "Shit"
TravelwithAustin
I can't count the number of times I've watched this.
Matt Nichols
"Ok you bisshh" haha im dead
TaraTriedIt
Bro is it just me or 1:38 is lit AF! That beat goo hard
셸리Shelly
I will wait for another 12 years to see her third rap skit. Please make it happen SNL😀
Venatix_ 92
Who knew Mathilda from Leon would grow up to be so badass? Acting since she was 11, managed to stay grounded, graduated from Harvard, brilliant actress, has good character, she's a complete package! Love her so much, what an icon!
Sand People
*I can't wait till 12 years when the third one comes out*
Ruby Roses
Omg when Andy Sanburg came on i am too happy.
eshani mhatre
For some reason, I am obsessed with this. And I don't even like rap.
IglooDweller
Damn, Natalie. You a crazy chick.
ravuth kuch
I don't dance now I make mommy move - Bodak yellow reference 😂
Kevin M Abraham
idk there is sth very satisfying about watching serious actor/actress being funny af like this
olliewalker2
Natalie Portman is a literal goddess
trying to be better
[Intro: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] We're here today with film star Natalie Portman. Now, Natalie, the last time you were here, I heard things got a little out of control. Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then. But... I've matured a lot. Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you? Okay, ya bish. I'm sorry, what? [Verse 1: Natalie Portman] Yeah, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman, Portman Fucked your husband and his best friend just for sport, man You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (Woo!) Xannies dissolving in my Pinot My man dance, but he's not a ballerino Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though Wrap a good burrito Tide Pods only fucking thing I snack on Black out and go motherfucking Black Swan Brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you into a foster boy! [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references. Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective. And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career? You can juggle these nuts. What? [Verse 2: Natalie Portman] I don't dance now, I make mommy moves When I gave birth, I didn't even push I was blazed out, smoking bomb kush And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor They say I'm sex-positive Hell yeah, I'm positive That you're going down while I'm bumping "My Prerogative" Tell me why Ha, I guess I'm showing my age Now bend over and spread them because you about to get fucked (Damn!) [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies? No Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than... Better than what? ...shit [Verse 3: Natalie Portman & (Alex Moffatt)] Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!) Say something fucking nice about Jar-Jar Binks (He's tall?) Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?) While I sit dead on your face and take a shit [Bridge: Andy Samberg (as Carl the Viking) & Natalie Portman] Oh, Natalie... Yeah? Please come meet your baby He cries himself to sleep every night That little shit ain't mine! Oh, Natalie... What? It's been twelve long years Shut the fuck up! And I'm seven days sober, I swear on his life! You're a mess, Carl. [Interlude: Beck Bennett & Natalie Portman] Okay, well, that's all the time we have. Natalie, one last question—do you think those "Time's Up" pins have had the impact that you were hoping for? AH! How's that for impact? Well, actually — oh, no... No more questions.
Dollar Dude
Natalie, the world needs an album from you under the rap name "Port Man".
Matheus Capello
*You can juggle these nuts* "What?" Im dead.
mark L
You can juggle these nuts!
Fabz
Padme....a Star Wars story
C3 Studios
For those who forgot that they were in love with Natalie Portman.
nina capila
Lmao at that Star Wars bit! She really is such a queen! ❤️
Oh Anny
Jar Jar turned sweet Natalie into a foul mouthed dark side user. Sith confirmed.
Kaitlyn Fajilan
Who else waited 12 long years to hear this sequel????
Asma Atamna
"Tell meh waaaaah", brilliant XD
Xtoriez Novel
This creeps me out. Maybe Natalie should have played Darth Vader.
Devin McEachern
I wish there's a uncensored version of Natalie Portman's second rap. I'd love to see it. Wouldn't you?
rav ernot
Her enunciation is amazing.
maegap96
she looks stunning at almost 40, coolest mom ever, lucky kids ^^
•jessica•
tbh i have no clue who she is but this song goes hard and i cant stop listening to it
sparsha02kd
Damn Padmé's gone wild 😆
Joel Ashworth
It's amusing because these raps are a play on the fact that from a very young age Natalie Portman was noted for being very studious and bookish (went to Harvard after all). But that persona was put on show for the media because she was concerned of how she was sexualised in the media following her first film as a 13 year old in the Leon the Professional. So what is Portman like in person? Who knows? Who cares? She's hilarious! All power to her!
Io sono il Senato!
YOUR TURNED HER AGAINIST ME!
Prakram bhushan
Legend say this video killed Darth vader
mismay360
I WAS REALLY HOPING THEY’D HAVE HER RAP AGAIN. YAAAS PORTMAN.
Be la
Natalie for president! 💁🏼😅
SDG Danny
_My lord, is that legal?_
Zach Ryder
Jake Peralta what the hell are you doing here, Captain Holt will notice something's off...
Yasmin88
Natalie got flow!
Shir Mey
1:21 I'm Dead 😂😂😂😂
ninjamurai
Does anyone know the original song with the beat at the Star Wars part 1:38
www.GPcarAudio.com
When my water broke, You know I drowned the docterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Daisy
You can juggle these nuts
Maricor Villarojo
And here some people thought she's "dull"?
Ryan Shnitman
This was unreasonably funny
brado jacko
Except the new star war movies are somehow worse than hers...
dat calculation tho
Her kid is definitely the luckiest in the world for having such a cool mom...
joanne
"You can juggle deez nuts" oh nat! Lol
ilovehorses
lol....these skits shows the real undercurrent thoughts of most celebrities when they're coerced to do a B.S interview.....guess people just had enough....about damn time too.
Josh Hodare
she is sexy af
Gerald Person
I watch this 20 times a day. New found respect for Natalie Portman
Simon James
This was so good. Natalie killed it! This rap was straight fire and the Queen Amidala part was hilarious!
RuVik TwoFace
Im sorry what? 😂😂😂
trippin
This is a masterpiece.
HerrMasterLizard
1:38 me every time some nerd talks shit about the prequels
Sunny Rastin
N.port just killed it.....😁😁😁
Organik G
Omg .....that beat!!
tanatos5
First, I was thinking like f*c Natalie Portman, she thinks she's something.. I thought she was pulling that ''Empowered Woman'' bullshit. But then I continued to watch the video and listened to the music and let me tell you, Natalie is awesome! She just as easily makes fun of anything and anyone - including herself - while she is ''rapping'', and she doesn't seem to give f*uck about it. Crazy hot badass chick!
ProHabited
‘An old friend has arisen from another world of the force’ -Yoda
Derk Ender
lmfaoooo epic. I want an album for natalie like this
Eve Messenger
"Better than what?" That face. Oh, Natalie is the baddest ass in town.
PeanutSpawn
Andy got more cheers than she did lmao
jkdbjjconnection
Can’t wait for the 3.0
campmerricat
"damn natalie you a crazy chick"
Chandler Sun
Best sequel ever
Taylor Evans
Natalie Portman is awesome
Meggo •
Is it bad that I visit this on a regular basis and know all the words??
Derek McAdam
My girl always slay
Assassin 16
Jiggle dez nuts
biclexual
She has such a Nelly Furtado vibe when she's rapping whiCH MAKES NO SENSE
ni na
gooood she's so talented
Bo Elle
What is this? Cringe.
Adnan Hajizada
First one was better
Staedler Staedlerr
I want this on iTunes
Alena lias
*All this from a harvard graduate*
Onyx Corvus
Why is this better than most music nowadays?
L
she is so pretty
mpa1234
Oh my lord...! LOL. I would buy the album...
Anonymous girl
She slays, she is a queen!
A Man
No more questions.
Roboman Robo
A little too, WAY over the top
Elizabeth Bennet
1:23 tell me whyyy xDxD I died laughing at that
Adelaide Mcmillan
I guess I am the only who found this cringe-worthy?....okay...I'll let myself out now...
Milo
Natalie feat Cupcakke PLIXXXX
Matheus Oliveira
Who left Harvard to save the rap game? ( ) Lil Pump (X) Natalie Portman
Thomas McGuigan
Wow!! Natalie Portman is still a great success who has lived beyond her potential ever since she was 11 years old. She’s not only a very talented actress but is also highly involved in law and global advancement in various ways. Well done Natalie. This is why you’re one of my favorite actresses to date.
nuke018
much better than cardi b
AWSOMUS LATEST
Who knows the vocal chain...?
Felix Ruben
Oh God I´ve seen this 6 times so far , three yesterday/ three today , I just love it¡ it´s insanely funny.
Julian Jenkins
"Say somethin bout tha mutha f****** Prequels Bish..."
Nadia Subri
She sounds a bit like Katie White off The Ting Tings: "They call me Natalie, They call me Portman, I act insane, that's not my name" 🎼😏
Ditriyana Kriswidya Putri
This is why Thor broke up with you!
TralfazConstruction
Better the second time around; not to dismiss the debut.
Jackson King
Dam Natalie! Who knew you had that in you?
HTSenpai9000
I think she missed her calling
Mariusz Kupa
This clip made me laugh so hard that I gave up my suicide plans... thank you