SNL Digital Short: Natalie Raps

Natalie Portman sheds her “good girl” image as she raps about doing drugs and cheating on tests at Harvard, among all the other scandalous activities in her life. Aired 03/04/06 #SNL Get more SNL: />Full Episodes: /> Like SNL: />Follow SNL: />SNL Tumblr: />SNL Instagram: />SNL Pinterest:

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Kaan Ra
this was dope
Maxwell Winters
She looks so badass here
Nadia Eve
came here after the 2nd rap wazzzuppppp
dat calculation tho
Who's here after the part two😂?
most underrated video on the internet
palss 115
I am here after Natalie Rap 2.
sniffthecactus duh
The only reason I would want to become famous: to get to do these things
Who came here from the sequel??
most adorable rap ever
gosh she's so hot
Sumaiya Aditi
me on my period.
Nadica Nikolova
Is this what Padme would be like if she turned to the Dark Side?
Ben Jauncey
This has Andy Samberg writing ALL over it hahahahaha
What is this a parody of lol
Kylo Slays
This is why Natalie Portman is my idol
Rahul Singh
man she is cute 😈😈😈
The comment_era
I am not even kidding this is my ANTHEM
So this is what Anakin saw in his nightmares......
indri endarwanto
This is why she was the right actress to play as Black Swan
RoRo W
I feel like a lot of female actresses want to do what she did at 2:15 while in interviews.
Leon Strife
Buckley brought me here.
Zack Smoove
Does anyone else notice this is exactly like EAZY E's no more questions rap?
it's funny because she is small and adorable
Reginald Patrick
I think Eleven really changed.
She's a lot more aggresive than I thought her to be.
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞
Natalie Portman can rap for fun better than Iggy Azalea can rap for a living. That's kinda sad.
Mii Yuu
I find myself coming back to this video every year. CLASSIC
I am so scaroused...
Duke Sonic
Imagine her kids saw this video.
Prince Agyemang
Who else came back to this video after watching the sequel 02/03/18
thong la
Well, there is the black Swan.
how can americans actually have fun with all the *beeps* in their songs?^^
Anyone here after the new one?? This one is so much funnier.
Dean Lim
Who came back from the second? Lol
Viviane Garcia
Who's back here bc of the 2nd rap video 😂😂😂😂
Natalie With Attitude.
Victor L
Lyrics: [Intro: Chris Parnell & Natalie Portman] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman Hello So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? Do you really want to know? Please, tell us [Verse 1: Natalie Portman & The Lonely Island] I don't sleep, motherfucker; off that 'gnac and the durban Doin' 120, gettin' head while I'm swervin' Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick! I bust in dudes' mouths like Gushers motherfucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker What you want Natalie? To drink and fight! What you need Natalie? To fuck all night! Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe Leave you screamin', pay for my dry-cleanin' Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'! [Interlude: Chris Parnell & Natalie Portman] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? I never said that I was a role model But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them? [Verse 2: Natalie Portman & The Lonely Island] All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick It's Portman, motherfucker, drink 'til I'm sick Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin' to you We love you Natalie! I wanna fuck you too! P! Is for Portman! P! It's for pussy! I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don't push me! [Interlude: Chris Parnell & Natalie Portman] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate? Well, there's a lot you may not know about me Really, such as? [Verse 3: Natalie Portman] When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit! [Bridge: Andy Samberg & Natalie Portman] Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (Hell yeah!) And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, girl [Interlude: Chris Parnell & Natalie Portman] Natalie, one final question If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it- [chair slam] No more questions [Outro: Natalie Portman] What!
I Love Natalie. She is so down to earth and genuine. Great that she can have a laugh about herself haha.
Kamran Razzaq
its a gangsta rap but she looks so cute
Эркин Айжигитов
Just now I realized that Andy is dressed like a Thor
Min suga rap genius jjang jjang man bong bong
Padmé turned to the dark side.
Isabel Ariel
such a face...!
Bright Eyes
where was this all my life!!!
Liza Mohanty
she is so small that it makes the rap eve more comic.. cant stop laughing.
Ropsana Khanom
Anyone here after her second rap?
Brenda Margareth
i watched this like a zillion times and i can't stop laughing all the time omgg
Am I the only person who thinks Natalie can rap better than most female rappers in the music biz????????
Bright Eyes
she the bomb!!!! I came here from rap part 2😁😁😁👯👯
Rubber Ducky
Just wait till Thor sees this...
Chaco M
Who else is here after part 2!
şakir tekir
She couldn't keep it together after Leon's death.
I love how when they censor the word "Pussy", they just put a meow sound
Ruby Rose
who's here after the rap part 2!!
karen blixen
This performance is better then Black swan.
Stormy Molnjavichen
dafuq i just watched...
Brenden Resnick
Anyone revisiting this after her sequel?
The force is strong with this one...
came back from the second part , this is still better
Monica Dias
I think Thor's gonna have hard Hammer form watching this (*Wink😉*)
1965 official
It never gets old.
Ashvin Kapoor
Who came after the sequel
Kyle Butler
Well done SNL, you make a song that sells itself on its profanity and the absurdity of Natalie Portman being the one saying the profanity and then chose to censor the profanity. Is there nothing that you guys won't fuck up? You had one job.
andy samberg looks like kylo ren here. interesting... grandma and grandson together.
behrus khedma
natalie portman best actress!
"Shut up Jerry" lol
My earphones caught fire.
Who came here after the 2nd one
Joe Burden
It's funny...cause she doesn't actually drink.
Septic Peg
How the fuck was that 12 years ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had to rewatch this after tonight's episode of SNL
Andrew Keys
Had to watch this again after watching the new one!
best shit of all time. i fucking love her
I actually had this song on mp3 playlist 😂😂😂😂
Bleargh Bleorgh
She's never been more attractive than she is in this video.
Bright Eyes
This is me when I am on my joke
Amazing Yana
Sourav Dokania
Anyone in 2018?
Laëtitia Watremez
There is finally a sequel to this masterpiece
Holy Potato
rome l
Twelve years later and it's still one of the best things to come from SNL. And Natalie Portman really sells it! That evil laugh was chilling. Had to rewatch this before I watch her new one. I have a question though. What is Durban? I know it's a city, but that's obviously not what the reference is here. I know yak is cocaine, but Google couldn't tell me what Durban is. (Yes, I'm a dweeb that had to Google drug references lol)
Marcin Dabrowski
Sequel is better!!
Gemma Aboagye
Natalie is pretty
Thomas Rafton
this beat has always been fire
FMA Official
Who came here after watching her new Rap video on SNL?
Legit Millie Bobby Brown in 10 years...
Çağlar Keser
Best video of the history.
Monica Dias
GOD she is my IDOL she Rocks out loud love her !!!!
Antonia P.
The part 2 is fire🔥🔥
The Queen returns this Saturday.. I reallllllllly hope Andy wrote her another rap
Dan Hong
had to come back after this week's episode
Since part 2 just dropped had to come back for the original. no more questions.
Junior Dynamo
Better than Azalea...
its fred shay from suburgatory :D
Dhruv Rao
Ah here right after her latest stint on SNL. Can't decide which ones better tbh
The Boi
My question is, who produced that beat doe? Shit was nasty
I've been told I really look like her and I was in this Brooks Brothers shop and the sales assistant mistook me for her so she wouldn't stop referencing this.
pobi dovar
She is so beautiful with that short cut :) I wish I look good with short hair.
Ray Hwang
came here right after natalie rap 2